Forgotten Phone Numbers

Forgotten Phone Numbers (for Kindle)

This is my first book.  Before I finish the next project and put it up on Amazon (hopefully within the next week), I should probably talk about this one, and if doing so leads into a bit of autobiography, that might not be so bad, either.

I got married at 19, which is probably not a great idea, but I sure learned a lot about being in relationships (and how to get a divorce).  I met B a few years after I got out of that one, when I was 28.  We hit it off, and within the first date or two, I was pretty sure I was going to keep her as long as possible.  And I did.

We got married about two years later, on the lucky-number day of 7/7/07.  Getting married is a solid test for any relationship; weddings are a huge ordeal to organize, and forcing family members that don’t get along to get along together for a few hours is impossible, and you always have some doubt in your head about whether the service is too religious, not religious enough, whether you’re too religious or not religious enough, why your bridesmaids can’t just shut up and wear orange, etc, etc, etc.  That wedding passed with flying colors, and we were as fiercely in love on our wedding night as we were the day she proposed, as we were every minute after.

And about a year later, I learned that happily ever after is not always such a long time.  She passed away suddenly, a year and a month and a week after our wedding day.

You find yourself in situations that life has not prepared you for, sometimes — I almost think that the point of life is to prepare you to find yourself in situations you’re not prepared for.  I had a good support structure, family and friends who kept me eating and not shooting myself, which was as great an accomplishment as anything you could expect from them.  I mean, they weren’t prepared for this either.  Who does prepare to be a widower at 31?  I’d never even lost a friend before.

I had a girlfriend one time that I slept with nearly every night, and one day I went to a doctor who asked me if I had sleep apnea. “Do you stop breathing and start suddenly with a snore again in the middle of the night?” he asked.

“I dunno,” I said, and I called the girlfriend.

“Of course you have sleep apnea, you idiot,” she said. “How did you not know that?”

In my own defense, I was asleep when it happened.  But the depression I was plunged into when I lost B was much the same way — I was busy at first arranging a funeral, figuring out her estate, figuring out how to pay all the bills and taxes by myself; then I was busy flinging myself into bars, one-night stands, and obsessive careerism for several years.  I didn’t realize that I was depressed, because I was working as hard as I could to stay distracted.  For the next six years.

But part of that distraction was working on a masters degree, an English program, and part of that program was a poetry course.  I delved into it, then criticism, then theory of rhetoric.  By the time I took the last course (on Jane Austen), I thought I could write.  And then when I read what I was writing, I started to realize that I was writing an awful lot of hurt.

I collected some of that hurt and some of the discovery that went along with it, and I put it into this book.  You know, you can’t describe a fire when you’re burning to death; it’s only after you’re out of it that you can talk about it, and then you feel like an ungrateful fool for not discussing the firefighters that saved your ass… and maybe next blog post, whenever that happens, I’ll talk about the people who did.  Some of them might read this someday, and I would hate for them to feel left out.

But you start with the fire.  Whatever life forges me into, that burning will always be a key part of it, so I started there.  If you’ll stay with me, I’ll try to write about something more cheerful in the next post, like Alyssa Milano’s boobs.

(I’m cheating, here; I’ve already got 850 words written about Alyssa Milano’s boobs.  I’ll try to have that available for you later this week!)

Forgotten Phone Numbers

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They say anymore that a big part of determining your success as an author is your platform — your social media footprint, your marketing success, the following that you build.  Actually writing stuff, while probably important, is somewhere down the list from there.

I didn’t actually get into writing because I wanted to build a platform; I don’t know a single damn thing about marketing.  Of course, I don’t know many damn things about many other parts of this, either, and it hasn’t stopped me from plunging ahead blindly and recklessly before.  So here we are, charging into the abyss.  Glad to have you along for the ride.

My plan is to keep the platform part of this page as current as I can manage to.  As soon as I get a project published, I’ll link it here with some sort of description so you’ll know if you actually want it.  If I can figure out some good way to keep track of the projects in progress, I’ll swing that, too — nothing’s more frustrating than looking forward to someone’s work and hearing repeatedly, “Eh, it’ll get there eventually.” I won’t sell writing here, but I’ll keep links up to Amazon and wherever else seems appropriate.

And I’ll blog here.  I’m going to aim for once a week, and I’ll probably bring over some notes that I’ve done before on Facebook.  The blogging will be sometimes about books, sometimes about family, and I think often about social issues, because art has a responsibility in that.  I heard Andrea Gibson say one time that art has a duty to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.  There’s far too many of both around here nowadays — it’s time I get to work.

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